{"id":185,"date":"2023-11-12T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-12T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2023-11-12T12:05:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-12T12:05:02","slug":"intr-un-sat-soseste-o-invatatoare-noua-si-tanara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"Intr-Un Sat Soseste O \u00cenvatatoare Noua Si T\u00e2nara"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Intr-un sat soseste o \u00eenvatatoare noua si t\u00e2nara. In \u00eent\u00e2mpinarea ei este trimis un t\u00e2nar aratos. Acesta \u00eei pune frumos bagajele \u00een caruta, si se aseaza \u00een fata, l\u00e2nga domnisoara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La marginea satului vad ei o vaca care se \u00eemperechea cu un taur. Venita de la oras, \u00eenvatatoarea este profund marcata, si-l \u00eentreaba pe t\u00e2nar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De unde stie taurul, ca\u2026.. stii tu\u2026 c\u00e2nd este momentul potrivit?<br>\u2013 Dupa mirosul vacii\u2026<br>Merg ei mai departe si vad un cal si o iapa fac\u00e2nd acelasi lucru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si calul de unde stie\u2026? \u00eentreaba din nou curioasa \u00eenvatatoarea.<br>Tot dupa miros, la fel si c\u00e2inii, si oile.<br>Ajung ei la noul domiciliu al \u00eenvatatoarei, descarca bagajele si baiatul \u00eesi ia ramas bun:<br>\u2013 Toate cele bune!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Multumesc pentru ajutor, spune t\u00e2nara. Mai treci pe la mine, cand ti se desfunda nasul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus \u00eenc\u0103 un banc bun:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean si un oltean in tren. La un moment dat li se face foame, ardeleanul scoate slana, chita, si brisca si incepe sa manance.<br>Olteanul scoate niste fate de peste, mananca putin peste si pune grijuliu oasele pe un ziar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ardeleanul il vede si-l intreaba:- Ma oltene da ce faci cu oasele cele?<br>\u2013 Oohoo!.. oasele astea sunt foarte bune, deosebit de sanatoase, contin fosfor si asta ne face pe noi oltenii asa destepti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sta ardeleanul, se gandeste, si in final ii propune olteanului sa faca schimb de mancare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acum olteanul se infrupta din chita si slana, iar ardeleanul cu o figura scarbita incearca sa rontaie oasele de peste\u2026<br>\u2013 Ma oltene, bag sama ca m-ai pacalit cu oasele astea de peste\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un sat soseste o \u00eenvatatoare noua si t\u00e2nara. In \u00eent\u00e2mpinarea ei este trimis un t\u00e2nar aratos. Acesta \u00eei pune frumos bagajele \u00een caruta, si se aseaza \u00een fata, l\u00e2nga domnisoara. La marginea satului vad ei o vaca care se \u00eemperechea cu un taur. Venita de la oras, \u00eenvatatoarea este profund marcata, si-l \u00eentreaba pe t\u00e2nar:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":186,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}