{"id":191,"date":"2023-11-12T12:07:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-12T12:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/?p=191"},"modified":"2023-11-12T12:07:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-12T12:07:08","slug":"inainte-sa-plece-pe-mare-un-marinar-ii-face-sotiei-sale-un-cadou-special","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"\u00ceNAINTE S\u0102 PLECE PE MARE, UN MARINAR \u00ceI FACE SO\u021aIEI SALE UN CADOU \u201dSPECIAL\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bancul zilei. \u00cenainte s\u0103 plece pe mare, un marinar \u00eei face so\u021biei sale un cadou \u201dspecial\u201e. Dar la \u00eentoarcere\u2026 are parte de o surpriz\u0103.<br>Un marinar d\u0103ruie\u0219te so\u021biei, \u00eenainte de a pleca \u00een curs\u0103, pe mare, un vibrator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cu el n-o s\u0103 te mai sim\u021bi singur\u0103.<br>La \u00eentoarcere, \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te aruncat \u00eentr-un col\u021b.<br>\u2013 Nu \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut cadoul meu?<br>\u2013 Da de unde! Mi-a zburat toate plombele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*<br>Intr-o noapte, Ion si Maria, proaspat casatoriti, stateau de vorba:<br>\u2013 Ma, Ioane, spune drept, pe cine ai mai avut inaintea mea?<br>\u2013 Pe Florica.<br>\u2013 Numai pe ea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pe Veta, Maricica, Rozi\u2026 bla bla bla.<br>-Sa stii ca sunt geloasa.<br>-Lasa, mai bine ai fi multumita ca te-ai calificat in finala.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bancul zilei. \u00cenainte s\u0103 plece pe mare, un marinar \u00eei face so\u021biei sale un cadou \u201dspecial\u201e. Dar la \u00eentoarcere\u2026 are parte de o surpriz\u0103.Un marinar d\u0103ruie\u0219te so\u021biei, \u00eenainte de a pleca \u00een curs\u0103, pe mare, un vibrator. \u2013 Cu el n-o s\u0103 te mai sim\u021bi singur\u0103.La \u00eentoarcere, \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te aruncat \u00eentr-un col\u021b.\u2013 Nu \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":192,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions\/193"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}