Un cioban \u0219i un profesor de matematic\u0103 \u00een tren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ciobanul se uit\u0103 pe geam \u0219i la un moment dat vede o turm\u0103 de oi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
68, mic\u0103 turma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesorul s-a nedumerit, cum a putut el din mers s\u0103 numere oile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 ceva timp, alt\u0103 turm\u0103 de oi..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ciobanul se uit\u0103 pe geam \u0219i \u00eentoarce la profesor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 No asta da turm\u0103. 257 de oi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da\u2019 cum reu\u0219e\u0219ti, m\u0103i omule???<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Simplu. Numeri chicioarele, \u00eempar\u021bi la patru \u0219i scazi c\u00e2inii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 are biciclet\u0103 nou. \u00centr-o zi, vine la mama lui fericit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2ini!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103! Dar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu cazi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai trec c\u00e2teva zile, iar vine Bul\u0103 la mama lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 picioare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bravo, Bul\u0103! Dar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu cazi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mai trec alte c\u00e2teva zile, iar vine Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103, ia uite: pot s\u0103 merg pe biciclet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 din\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce ai p\u0103\u021bit la ochi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M-a lovit nevasta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 I-am vorbit cu \u201etu\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pfff, dar ce fel de rela\u021bie ave\u021bi de te-a lovit pentru at\u00e2ta lucru?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i asear\u0103, c\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncam, mi-a zis: \u201e\u0218tii, noi n-am mai f\u0103cut dragoste de 3 luni\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La care eu i-am r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Poate tu\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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