Doi tipi la pu\u0219c\u0103rie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 B\u0103, c\u00e2\u021bi ani \u021bi-au dat?
\u2013 5.
\u2013 Da\u2019 de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am spart c\u00e2teva geamuri la serviciu.
\u2013 P\u0103i, 5 ani pentru c\u00e2teva geamuri??? Unde lucrai? Pe un submarin !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mohammed intra in clasa I
\u2013 Cum te numesti? intreaba invatatoarea.
\u2013 Mohammed\u2026. raspunde copilul.
\u2013 Aici suntem in Franta, nu exista numele Mohammed. De acum inainte numele tau va fi Jean-Francois, ii raspunde invatatoarea.
Seara, ajunge Mohammed acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum a fost prima zi de scoala, Mohammed? il intreba mama.
\u2013 Numele meu nu este Mohammed, suntem in Franta, iar numele meu, de acum inainte, este Jean-Francois.
\u2013 Aoleu, iti este rusine de numele tau, vrei sa iti faci de ras parintii, mostenirea ta, religia ta? Sa iti fie rusine Mohammed!!! dupa care ii trage o mama de bataie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apoi mama il cheama pe sotul ei, pentru a-i trage si acesta o mama de bataie.
Merge a doua zi Mohammed la scoala. Cand il vazu invatatoarea cu atatea vanatai pe el, il intreba:
\u2013 Ce ai patit, micutul meu Jean-Francois?
\u2013 Ei bine, doamna invatatoare, la nici doua ore dupa ce am devenit francez am fost atacat de doi arabi!\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doi tipi la pu\u0219c\u0103rie: \u2013 B\u0103, c\u00e2\u021bi ani \u021bi-au dat?\u2013 5.\u2013 Da\u2019 de ce? \u2013 Am spart c\u00e2teva geamuri la serviciu.\u2013 P\u0103i, 5 ani pentru c\u00e2teva geamuri??? Unde lucrai? Pe un submarin !!! Mohammed intra in clasa I\u2013 Cum te numesti? intreaba invatatoarea.\u2013 Mohammed\u2026. raspunde copilul.\u2013 Aici suntem in Franta, nu exista numele Mohammed. De…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":57,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions\/58"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stiipestiri.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}