Un american \u00ee\u0219i face vacan\u021ba \u00een Romania. Merge el ce merge \u0219i ajunge la o st\u00e2n\u0103 din Ardeal, unde e foarte impresionat de c\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bade, c\u00e2t ceri pe c\u00e2inele \u0103sta? A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-l cump\u0103r.
\u2013 Nu e de vanzare.
\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dau 500 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu e de v\u00e2nzare.
\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dau 1.000.
\u2013 Nu e de v\u00e2nzare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dau 2.000 de dolari pentru el.
\u2013 Nu e de v\u00e2nzare \u0219i pace.
Americanul se vede nevoit sa renun\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i vad\u0103 de drum. \u00cen aceea\u0219i zi, un roman de la ora\u0219 trece pe la st\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei place c\u00e2inele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bade, e de v\u00e2nzare c\u00e2inele? C\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi dau pe el?
\u2013 50 de lei, spune ciobanul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cel de la ora\u0219 da banii \u0219i pleac\u0103 cu c\u00e2inele. Dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103, un baiat de la st\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe cioban:
\u2013 P\u0103i bine, nene, americanul \u021bi-a oferit 2.000 de dolari \u0219i matale ai v\u00e2ndut c\u00e2inele pe 50 de lei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ap\u0103i m\u0103, tu m\u0103 crezi pe mine prost? De la ora\u0219, se \u00eentoarce p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103. Dar din America?
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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